If I ruled the world

Dogs and cats would live eternally because why not?

Coffee, Netflix and Wi-Fi would be for free. Why shouldn't everyone get to experience true love?

Spiders would live happily on a distant island apart from humans. Some of you may disagree with me but I can't get another spider bite and act like I'm okay with it.

Everyday would be my birthday because I’m done queening for only one month.

Ellen Degeneres would be president. Seeing that my generation thrives on dark humour and banter, who could object to this?

Peanut butter and Super M would be calorie-free because at the rate that I'm going, you'd think peanut butter was a food group and Super M was water.

When someone lied, their nose would grow fatter and longer. Deceit has always been concerning for me, in fact, if we were granted one super power, I would want to be able to tell when someone was lying to me. That would be a start for making this world a better place.

There would be an app for friendships, like Tinder, but instead of finding others to hook up with, this app would be to find others to drink mimosas and binge watch Gossip Girl with - an app to find friends.

Criminals and offenders are exiled to islands far away from human contact for eternity. You had your chance.